Good Old Charlie Brown Should Emulate Watchman Chew

Charlie Brown “just can’t get people to believe in” him. That’s because Charlie Brown haven’t read all about Watchman-P.A.P.A. Daniel Chew Huicong.

If good ole Charlie had simply:

1) Started a “Christian” blog on controversial and/or popular issues e.g. the latest theological quibbles, panegyrics of eminent theological personalities and idols, exposés of some megachurches and famous pastors etc;

2) Self-published a book (without peer review, of course) using some self-publishing tool like Xulon Publisher;

3) Acquired an obsequious, unthinking following by writing or speaking like an end-time “prophet” (“ believe this or be damned as a heretic!”) or “apostle” (“I proclaim unto thee Anathema Sit!”) … … all in Jesus name, of course;

4) Raised his own apparent social/academic standing within the theological and/or pastoral community by simply name-dropping as many times as he could;

5) Worn a BSc (Hons) graduation gown and post a picture of it on his blog – so as to appear erudite in theology; and

6) Self-proclaimed himself as the Patron Saint for the 6 forms of unity, all the while surreptitiously supporting/attending a neo-apostolic church while pretending to be against the neo-apostolic movement;

… … he would have been more successful in his cry for people to “believe in me.”

Poor old Charlie Brown.