Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Watchman Chew's Best of Friends are Hell-Bound False Teachers - According to Chew of Course!

Consistent with the spirit of an authoritative, self-appointed Watchman, Daniel Chew Huicong has proclaimed the following in a previous post concerning false teachers:

“We can judge a person's teachings and his/her salvation through whether they teach false doctrines and whether they preach another gospel. This shows definitely that the act of teaching and preaching is a very serious affair, since the teaching of false doctrines would damn us. Note first of all that this teaching of false doctrines is something that happens consistently, that is when the people involved truly do believe in them and thus teach them. However, how are we to find out whether a person who teaches something truly believes in what he teaches, and does not do so honestly out of ignorance? We can discern what a person believes through exposing him/her to the truth, and then noticing the reaction of the person teaching serious errors. If the person is honestly ignorant, that person would immediately repent. If, however, that person remains defiant, and that happens for quite some time, we can know for sure that the person is truly a false teacher and is not saved at all.

In the event that his readers might have missed his point, he emphasized for us that, one of “the fruits by which we can discern heretics and even judge the salvation of others” is the “teaching of false doctrines.”

Well, by putting two and two together, we can derive the following from the infallible teachings of the most venerable, most correct Watchman Chew:

1. One of “the fruits by which we can discern heretics and even judge the salvation of others” is the fruit of “teaching of false doctrines.”
2. “The teaching of false doctrines would damn us.”
3. A genuine false teacher is one who “truly … believe[s] in [the false teachings] and thus teach them.”
4. If the false teacher is ignorant, he would “immediately repent” when exposed “to the truth.”
5. “If, however, that person remains defiant, and that happens for quite some time, we can know for sure that the person is truly a false teacher and is not saved at all.”

Using the aforementioned propositions as proposed and consolidated by the most venerable, most qualified Watchman Chew, we can derive the following fact – many of Chew’s own friends would qualify as a false teacher and are likewise damned to hell.

Why so?

Exhibit One – Joel Tay the Baptist

Chew: I believe pedobaptism is the truth. According to the Law of Non-Contradiction, credobaptism and pedobaptism cannot be both true. Hence, credobaptism is a false teaching. As I have shown from the Scriptures, you are now exposed for who you truly are. Do you immediately repent of the false teaching of credobaptism?

Joel: I truly believe in credobaptism and I teach it. So what’s your problem?

Chew: You have remained defiant, and that had happened for quite some time – at least for the last 5 minutes – so now we can know for sure that you are truly a false teacher and is not saved at all. Remember, the teaching of false doctrines would damn us.

Implication: All Baptists are false teachers and are damned to hell according to Watchman Chew.

Exhibit Two – Pastor Paul Goh the Non-Concentric Cessationist

Chew: Dear Pastor Paul Goh, I believe Concentric Cessationism is the truth. According to the Law of Non-Contradiction, Concentric Cessationism and Non-Concentric Cessationism cannot be both true. Hence, Non-Concentric Cessationism is a false teaching. As I have shown from the Scriptures, you are now exposed for who you truly are. Do you immediately repent of the false teaching of Classical Cessationism?

Paul Goh: I truly believe in Classical Cessationism and I teach it. Don’t you yourself follow the 6 forms of unity? Aren’t you more reformed than me?

Chew: You have remained defiant, and that had happened for quite some time – at least for the last 5 minutes – so now we can know for sure that you are truly a false teacher and is not saved at all. Remember, the teaching of false doctrines would damn us.

Paul Goh: But your good friend and fellow blogger Pastor Jonah Tang is also a Classical Cessationist!

Chew: Good. So likewise, he falls under the same condemnation as you! Repent of your false teaching immediately!

Implication: All Non-Concentric Cessationists are false teachers and are damned to hell according to Watchman Chew.

Since Joel Tay, Pastor Paul Goh and Pastor Jonah Tang had all remained “defiant, and that [happened] for quite some time, we can know for sure that [they are] truly … false teachers and [are] not saved at all.”

Of course, this is not my own conclusion. But what else should we logically conclude if we are to accept the venerable Watchman’s most correct and infallible teachings as shown above?

Surely Chew would agree with our conclusion, as he must accept the laws of logic as a Clarkian himself.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my armpit hair! I didn't know that Daniel's best Christian friends are all false teachers and damned to burn for all eternity!

Even his own previous pastor Paul Goh is a false teacher!

Oh my nose goo!

Weng Hooi said...

I shocked this Daniel so uncareful writing his blog, his papers so funny! You are right so if we follow exactly with this Daniel's teachings then we must see his friends in hell, now that is so sad!

Lim Yeew said...

How true indeed!

Any Christian teaching or doctrine which is not "true" as defined by Daniel Chew would be "not-true" or false according to the law of noncontradiction.

This means that anyone who believe/teach something which does not conform to Chew's defination of the "truth" would be a false teacher - unless he repents immediately when confronted by Chew - and condemned to hell!

Amazing!

Anonymous said...

Great expose, AT!

Now we all know what Chew REALLY thinks of his "friends". No wonder he has so many "former friends".

Siew Kee said...

Haha! I guess we can also conclude that ALL of Chew's friends are false teachers since no two persons' beliefs in theology are exactly the same. Surely all of his friends are damned to hell according to Chew!

LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey AT,

Watchman Chew IS serious ... don't try to be funny with him.

You might get damned along with Joel, Paul and Jonah!

Siew Kee said...

Hiyah, no mattar wat you also kenna condemn lah. If you do not agree with the Truth according to Daniel then what you believe is not the Truth. That IS FALSE doctrine, and that will DAMN YOU!

Beware! Beware!

Agree with Watchman Chew ... NOW!

Haba Del Señor said...

Hey amigo,

Daniel es un idiota! Él debe intentar hablar menos.

protestantpope said...

Great stuff here, AT!

Anonymous said...

Is Daniel Chew still a member of Covenant Evangelical Reformed Church? Under his links, the words "my local church" which next to CERC are removed.

Does anyone know?

Anonymous said...

Of course Chew is a member of CERC ... in the PAST, of course of course!!! LOL!

How can Pastor Paul Goh watch over him when Watchman Chew is spiritually higher in "ranking"? Of course Chew is superior; of course he is the One; of course of course!

Of course Chew is now his own Pastor. Chew is now the self-ordained pastor of the Reformed Resurgence Church of the Most Correct Theology ... a group made up of cronies, rookies and renegades.

Tulip Tan said...

Eh ... I dun know whither he went coz he goes from church to church. But as a Watchman-PAPA Of God, he has the great responsibility to go from church to church and then criticize and blog about those pastors and elders. Only then can he justify his appointed role and anointed leadership within the Church. May he continue to judge each and every local church within this country.

God save the King!

PS: Seriously folks, a man of Daniel's stature cannot be contained within a mere local church. He is a gift to the leadership of Singapore even as he proclaims judgment over the pastors of Singapore.