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7 comments:
Aiyoyo, Is membership opened to ALL ODMers?
Can Daniel's Bulldog join too?
Congratulations, my dear Daniel!
That's quite an achievement! Better than a BSc (Hons) or an unaccredited theological degree - think Macasil!
I just don't understand why "Christians" need a phony PhD for "ministry".
What for? A piece of paper to show that you are now "qualified" - an oxymoron since that piece of paper is not even recognized - to satisfy an insatiably BIG ego?
Hey Chew,
If you wanna post spam porn posts here, I've told you to go to Geylang and start a business. Post deleted.
Dan,
"Christian" teachers (and self-appointed watchmen) are scampering for “theological” degrees and PhDs because they think like the world; they want followers to respect them, they want recognition, they want to have their small ego stroked. All in Jesus name, of course!
But this girl who was beheaded for Christ will be greater in the Kingdom of God than all those who are "first" - with "respectable" degrees and phony PhDs and followers - this side of eternity.
http://brianakira.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/christian_schoolgirls_beheaded_in_poso_3.jpg
Oh this is so sad, I cannot see picture and feel not sad!
How many "Daniels" go around, now scold him, now scold her, go around think he very smart. Read so many "bible" books, but simple Christians in poor poor places die for Jesus. Can Daniel really honest with himself, tell himself he love the Lord with his "bible" books?
If he die go heaven, I pray he wouldn't be last!
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